Assholes Live Forever - "Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs", Small

$17.5 ~~$35~~ In stock

This black T-shirt from the Assholes Lives Forever line features a bold printed message. It is made from 100% cotton and is available in size Small.

100% cotton construction for comfort
Black T-shirt with a printed slogan
Part of the Assholes Lives Forever apparel collection
Available in size Small
From Doc Johnson, a recognized brand in adult lifestyle products

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Michael ★★★★★ Sep 3, 2026

The print is crisp and bold, exactly as shown, and the 100% cotton feels solid without being stiff. I wore it all day and it held up well, no fading or stretching after the first wash. Size small fits true to what I expected.

Timothy ★★★★★ Sep 2, 2026

The cotton is thicker than I expected for a small, so it hangs nicely without being see-through. Message is bold and clear, and the fit is true to size — already got a laugh out of my roommate.

Grace ★★★★★ Sep 1, 2026

The print hasn't cracked or faded after three washes, and the 100% cotton breathes well for warmer days. It's my go-to for concerts now, and the bold message definitely gets a reaction.