Assholes Live Forever - "Assholes Live Forever", Small

$17.5 ~~$35~~ In stock

Show off your bold sense of humor with the “Assholes Live Forever” T-shirt from Doc Johnson. This black tee features a straightforward printed statement that speaks for itself, making it a fun addition to any casual wardrobe.

Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel.
Available in size Small, with additional sizes sold separately.
Black color pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or loungewear.
Unisex style suitable for him or her.
A playful apparel piece from the Doc Johnson brand.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Richard ★★★★★ Sep 3, 2026

The print is crisp and hasn't cracked after a few washes, which surprised me for a gag tee. It's a conversation starter every time I wear it out, and the black is nice and deep.

Evelyn O. ★★★★★ Sep 2, 2026

The fit is true to size and the fabric has a nice heavyweight feel that holds its shape after a few washes. I wore it to a cookout and got more laughs than I expected from the bold statement.

Robert Y. ★★★★★ Aug 31, 2026

Got this as a gag gift for a friend and honestly, the cotton is thicker than your average novelty tee, so it feels decent to wear too. The sizing runs true, and the straight-to-the-point print is exactly what you see.