Assholes Live Forever - "Live Fast Eat Ass", Small

$17.5 ~~$35~~ In stock

This Doc Johnson Apparel t-shirt features a bold, irreverent slogan and is made from 100% cotton for everyday comfort. Offered in a Small size, it is a straightforward addition to a casual wardrobe.

100% cotton construction for a soft, breathable feel.
Black colorway with a graphic print that reads "Live Fast Eat Ass...".
Unisex styling suitable for him or her.
Available in Small size (also offered in Large, XL, and XXL).
From the Assholes Live Forever apparel line by Doc Johnson.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

David ★★★★★ Sep 3, 2026

Finally got this in a Small and the fit is exactly what I hoped—not too boxy, just right for lounging around. The 100% cotton feels breathable even after a few washes, and the print hasn't cracked yet. It's my new go-to for lazy Sundays.

Lucy ★★★★★ Sep 2, 2026

The cotton is thick enough that the shirt doesn't feel flimsy, and the fit in Small is true to size without being boxy. Got a few chuckles at the gym locker room, and the print hasn't cracked after a couple of washes.

Emma ★★★★★ Aug 31, 2026

Finally, a 100% cotton tee that doesn’t feel like sandpaper after the first wash—soft and holds its shape perfectly. The slogan’s got that sharp, unapologetic edge I was hoping for, and the small fit is just right without being snug. Wore it out to a gig last weekend and got a few good laughs, worth