Assholes Live Forever - "Good Dick Attached To A Good Man", Small

$17.5 ~~$35~~ In stock

This Doc Johnson t-shirt features a bold, humorous slogan and is designed for casual everyday wear. Made from 100% cotton, this black tee offers a comfortable fit and is available in size Small.

100% cotton construction for softness and breathability
Black color with a playful printed message
Casual t-shirt style suitable for lounging or everyday wear
Available in size Small

Customer Reviews (4.0 / 5 · 1 review)

Richard W. ★★★★☆ Aug 28, 2026

The slogan gets a laugh every time I wear it, and the 100% cotton is breathable enough for a full day out. It fits true to a Small, though I wish the black didn’t show lint so easily after a couple washes.