Assholes Live Forever - "Good Dick Attached To A Good Man", Small

$17.5 ~~$35~~ In stock

This Doc Johnson t-shirt features a bold, humorous slogan and is designed for casual everyday wear. Made from 100% cotton, this black tee offers a comfortable fit and is available in size Small.

100% cotton construction for softness and breathability
Black color with a playful printed message
Casual t-shirt style suitable for lounging or everyday wear
Available in size Small

Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Daniel ★★★★★ Sep 3, 2026

The fit on this small is spot on and the slogan always gets a laugh when I wear it out. I’ve washed it a few times already and the black hasn’t faded or shrunk, which is a win for a casual everyday tee.

Amelia A. ★★★★★ Aug 31, 2026

The cotton is thick enough that the print hasn’t cracked after a dozen washes, and the small fits true to size without being boxy. Wore it to a barbecue and two strangers pointed and laughed—exactly the reaction I was hoping for.

Ruby F. ★★★★☆ Sep 2, 2026

The cotton is thick enough that it doesn't cling awkwardly, which I appreciate for a smaller size. Slogan got a few laughs at the grocery store, though the print feels like it might crack after a few more washes. Solid for the price.