Assholes Live Forever - "Live Fast Eat Ass", Small
Category: Apparel
This Doc Johnson Apparel t-shirt features a bold, irreverent slogan and is made from 100% cotton for everyday comfort. Offered in a Small size, it is a straightforward addition to a casual wardrobe.
- 100% cotton construction for a soft, breathable feel.
- Black colorway with a graphic print that reads "Live Fast Eat Ass...".
- Unisex styling suitable for him or her.
- Available in Small size (also offered in Large, XL, and XXL).
- From the Assholes Live Forever apparel line by Doc Johnson.
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